“The Brain” Obama won! Critical P1 hotfixes needed

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http://news.yahoo.com/election/2008/dashboard

Good good 😀 Now get to work Obama! The world needs some “hotfixes” on very urgent P1 bugs 😉

http://bug.com/show_bug.cgi?id=0000001 Bugzilla Ticket 0000001 – Fix broken US economy & financial system

http://bug.com/show_bug.cgi?id=0000002 Bugzilla Ticket 0000002 – Get troops out of Iraq without losing your face

http://bug.com/show_bug.cgi?id=0000003 Bugzilla Ticket 0000003 – Fix US health care system

http://bug.com/show_bug.cgi?id=0000004 Bugzilla Ticket 0000004 – Enable gun controls to stop killing on the streets

http://bug.com/show_bug.cgi?id=0000005 Bugzilla Ticket 0000005 – Talk to President of Iran without getting accused to be a little muslim terrorist

http://bug.com/show_bug.cgi?id=0000006 Bugzilla Ticket 0000006 – Talk to Putin and explain them that white Americans won’t emigrate to Russia now

http://bug.com/show_bug.cgi?id=0000007 Bugzilla Ticket 0000007 – Expain to Europeans that Americans don’t kill for oil

http://bug.com/show_bug.cgi?id=0000008 Bugzilla Ticket 0000008 – Explain to ultra conservatives that you won’t turn kindergardens in gay night clubs

http://bug.com/show_bug.cgi?id=0000009 Bugzilla Ticket 0000009 – Tell pro-life groups that you won’t kill anyone and that you are not pro-abortion

http://bug.com/show_bug.cgi?id=0000010 Bugzilla Ticket 0000010 – Tell everyone that this is not the end of the world (Nostradamus predicted: when a black man becomes US president then this will be the end of the world)

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